Author Topic: I wanna be the Bear: Attack of the Girls  (Read 3190 times)

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I wanna be the Bear: Attack of the Girls
« on: December 15, 2015, 03:00:20 AM »


This game can kiss my ass. I did not like creating this game at all. Game takes way too long to load.

Tired of all that spike armageddon? Want a game that's so easy that you can possibly no-death? This shitty game might be for you. Don't even try to enjoy this wack ass fangame garbage. I'm not making another one of these "I Wanna" games.

So, basically a bear produces a bunch of bear cubs that get raped by little girls. Then some sort of Captain N stuff happens. I can't really explain it.

Alright, so this game features:
..8 playable characters from the start, all but one of which suck
..A bunch of worthless collectible items
..Half-assed color edit (can't export palettes to a subdirectory, couldn't figure out how to solve that)
..Teleporters
..Stupid scrawny as hell boss fights and screen shaking
..Godawful endings for each character

DON'T waste your Hard Drive space on this piece of shit.

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I await the day I die! Living is meaningless to me.

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Re: I wanna be the Bear: Attack of the Girls
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2015, 05:10:18 AM »
Okay thank you for the heads up. Won't download.

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Re: I wanna be the Bear: Attack of the Girls
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2015, 08:16:26 PM »
Yeah I'll just say it again, there's a difference between being critical of your work and portraying it as absolute garbage. One of those two options will make no one ever want to play.

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Re: I wanna be the Bear: Attack of the Girls
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2015, 10:32:28 PM »
i could give some feedback, but since you probably don't care.. yah the game is garbage, but i'm kinda fond of it.
here's a run https://www.twitch.tv/fate/v/30190601

could you give a list of the songs used? me and quite a number of people were interested.

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Re: I wanna be the Bear: Attack of the Girls
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2015, 11:18:57 AM »
Not OP Fate, but the one song people in your stream (and Para's) seemed interested in knowing was the one in the haunted house section which is this song from the AVGN game.

Also I'm with you. The game's problems outweigh it's qualities by a large margin but the game itself is kinda charming. I'd like to see more from Keygrin in the future.

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Re: I wanna be the Bear: Attack of the Girls
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2015, 02:18:00 PM »
yah i wasn't really interested in that one, but the game is just so full of good songs so it would be nice to have a list in any case :o