Damn, this was tough to choose.
Props to Anon70000, Starz0r, and Taprus for noticing that I jumped midair, to ae8 for going crazy, and to Wolsk for just not trying

I have to choose Taprus with this one, since it is relatively close to what I had originally, and it also was well thought out.
So, Taprus will now create a new thread, supplying his own blind map for everyone else to give a go at.
Thanks for participating in this thing; didn't think it'd get so much reception!