Xbox "One"

[Sephalos]

Xbox One

How many monkeys did it take to come up with that name?

[Holyanus]

However many work at Microsoft, easy question.

[Sephalos]

I still don't get that name, is it a joke or something?

[lemonxreaper]

its probably related to there sales estimate, at least now anyway. 

[Zero-G]

[Sephalos]

wowie, angry joe show. Been a while since I seen that 

[Holyanus]

Good for them, still doesn't change the fact that Microsoft people are still scumbags.

[Denferok]

It's supposed to be the "Xbox all in one"

[lemonxreaper]

I remember the days when consoles only played games, and maybe dvd's with no shitty social bulkware or included unwanted attachments to pay for, good times, good times.

[Starz0r]

I remember the days when consoles only played games, and maybe dvd's with no shitty social bulkware or included unwanted attachments to pay for, good times, good times.

Anyone remember when you could buy a console and play the games you bought and not have to deal with DRM bullshit. Yeah, I don't.

[lemonxreaper]

cant wait to be old so I can ramble about this shit and none of the youngsters will know what im talking about. 

[Sephalos]

cant wait to be old so I can ramble about this shit and none of the youngsters will know what im talking about. 

Wait I think I can do that!
Let's see.

Remember back when games were games? You'd pop in a NES game and wouldn't have to worry about anything... wait it's not working  wtf!
Let me blow into the cardridge a couple time. Wait I got dis! Nope it froze again, god damnit this piece of shit NES.

Yup, that was how we played games back then, pop it in the NES and pray it wouldn't freeze.

[Swordslinger]

Honestly, this toaster oven is just a piece of shit thats good for watching TV and not even playing games. They made, uhhh, how many mistakes with the shit? I think i will just stick to my 360 and just play the arcade on it and dark souls, im fine thanks, i dont want to waste about $500 on something i know sucks. 

[TheJooger]

I know I'm sure as hell not getting one. Really the only console of this generation that looks promising is the PS4, but maybe that's just because I haven't seen/read/heard enough about the Wii-U.