The New REKTament - A following for guy game players

[tehjman1993]

Hello there, players of guy games. I am here to preach to you about a new sensational following that has many guy players joining in waves.

Taken from the New Rektament:

Guy games are holy, and thus will remain that way.
On the first day God created Guy, and all was good.
On the second day God created Kayin, and Guy was pleased.
On the third day God made fangame makers and players. The Earth was happy.
...and on the 7th day, God rested and played K3. He then proceeded to flood the Earth shortly after.
And the Earth was #Rekt
Thus Rekt was born, and Klazen, our guardian angel, descended down from the heavens.
And his prophet, TJ, took his teachings to the disciple Wannabes.
And within these teachings contained the 10 commandments of Game Making.

==THE 10 COMMANDMENTS==

I. Do NOT use shitty eye-raping backgrounds
II. Thou shou NOT use off-screen kills
III. Thou shalt not  make the player save far away from the first jump so that they have to walk up to it especially if timing is required and the timing is off
IV. Thou shall keep thy 'Guy Rock' holy, but not overused
V. Thou shalt not take the name of the Kid in vain
VI. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's fangame
VII. Thou shall playtest thine game before releasing to the wiki, or any other site
VIII. Thou shall not use playtesters that are gods
IX. Thou shall ensure that thine difficulty curve is fair and just
X. Last, but not least, thou shall always try to have fun

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We also worship our Patron Lady of the New REKTament, Luka. Luka's Belly is said to be divine, and that it grants good urns and glod splits. One may pray for Luka's assistance by yelling LUKA, BELLY!


Thank you for reading, and we hope you decide to switch your faith towards the light, the truth, the Belly.

[klazen108]

Praise be to the Belly

[Mattisticus]

Replace God with (our one true deity) CarsonDaly and we have a deal.

[infern0man1]

Excuse me. I thought Kayin WAS God.

[Sephalos]

Excuse me. I thought Kayin WAS God.

He still has to prove himself. 
Some of the community have made better fangames than the original IWBTG.

[Sandsky0]

Kind of hard to use players that aren't gods for testing hard needle games and off-screen kills are kind of important to some games, mostly in needle though (I do realize that this is mostly used towards games that are meant to be more of a real game such as I wanna Go Bananas, I wanna be the Galaxy, I wanna be the 8bit, etc)

[infern0man1]

I. Do NOT use shitty eye-raping backgrounds
II. Thou shou NOT use off-screen kills
III. Thou shalt not  make the player save far away from the first jump so that they have to walk up to it especially if timing is required and the timing is off
VII. Thou shall playtest thine game before releasing to the wiki, or any other site
IX. Thou shall ensure that thine difficulty curve is fair and just

Sorry Leehe, but you have to go.

[MatthewRPG]

Excuse me. I thought Kayin WAS God.

He still has to prove himself. 
Some of the community have made better fangames than the original IWBTG.

*cough* Kill The Matthew! *cough*