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Title: My hill
Post by: pieceofcheese87 on August 18, 2013, 10:29:08 PM
Here's how the game works. There is a hill, and everybody wants it. Explain how you kick the last person off of the hill and claim it for yourself.

I find a hill and climb to the top. My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Swordslinger on August 19, 2013, 12:18:08 AM
I come to the hill and launch you from a hand cannon   :ItsBoshyTime:

This is my hill now  :TriHard: :TriHard:
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Derpyhoovesiwbtg on August 19, 2013, 07:07:19 AM
I throw twitch faces to your face and you run away.

My hill  :TriHard:
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Holyanus on August 19, 2013, 07:24:32 AM
My  :FrankerZ: chases you off the hill

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Sephalos on August 19, 2013, 07:58:25 AM
I cut off your arms and beat you off the hill with them. You managed to survive without your arms only to find that your family has been brutally sodomised and murdered. You fall into a deep depression and decide to take your life.

My hill apparently.  :OneHand:
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: pieceofcheese87 on August 19, 2013, 09:58:25 AM
I throw a spike at your head and you explode into a bloody mess.

my hill  :Kappa:
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Zero-G on August 19, 2013, 10:44:24 AM
you fall of the hill because RNG

my hill :BionicBunion:
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: infern0man1 on August 19, 2013, 03:23:29 PM
you trip and i run ahead.


My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Swordslinger on August 19, 2013, 06:00:25 PM
I Bring in a herd of  :EvilFetus: :EvilFetus: and chase you off

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: pieceofcheese87 on August 19, 2013, 07:47:03 PM
I make the :EvilFetus: jealous of your girlfriend and chase you off the hill instead

my hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Hectorpaddy on August 19, 2013, 10:02:44 PM
My bear-eating cactus puts his arms into your head and doubles the length of it's spikes, so they go all the way through your brain.
My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: pieceofcheese87 on August 23, 2013, 11:53:00 AM
I come back as a zombie and rip your head off in search of a new brain.

my hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: infern0man1 on August 23, 2013, 03:45:28 PM
I eat your cheese.


Mah hill

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Title: Re: My hill
Post by: 13lueWolf on August 23, 2013, 04:37:56 PM
The ground is ice. I can fly.

My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Stinkycheeseone890 on August 26, 2013, 11:40:41 PM
A thwomp falls on you and I run past.

My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: infern0man1 on August 27, 2013, 07:11:24 AM
The same thwomp falls on you and i run past


My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: pieceofcheese87 on August 27, 2013, 10:00:00 AM
i shoot a BANZAI BILL at the thwomp and a broken thwomp chunk falls on your head and knocks you unconscious. I then proceed to rip your head off and play soccer with it.

my hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Holyanus on August 27, 2013, 10:04:44 AM
I get Yoshi to eat you.
My hill  :MVGame:
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Hectorpaddy on August 27, 2013, 10:14:22 AM
I call my Uxie that tricks your Yoshi a choice scarf to make it run down from the hill.

My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Ethin/thenougathorn on August 27, 2013, 03:58:03 PM
I use chemical weapons and make USA think it was you.

My hill!
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Stinkycheeseone890 on August 27, 2013, 04:45:11 PM
I trick Russia into blowing you up with nuclear weapons and I quickly dash ahead.

My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Shadowlink57 on August 27, 2013, 10:57:46 PM
I call you ugly. You kill yourself. My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Holyanus on August 27, 2013, 11:08:08 PM
I knock you out with a shovel and bury you in the hill.
My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Stinkycheeseone890 on August 28, 2013, 12:04:47 AM
I come back to life as a zombie and eat your brain out.

My hill.  :MVGame:
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Shadowlink57 on August 28, 2013, 12:05:50 AM
You fall and you can't get up, life alert does not save you.

My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Stinkycheeseone890 on August 28, 2013, 12:22:22 AM
You got a severe migraine and couldn't move on, you could not apply head-on directly to the forhead. I pass you.

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Shadowlink57 on August 28, 2013, 01:02:35 AM
You get a lump of cansir from lifting dis box, you die.

My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: infern0man1 on August 28, 2013, 07:05:07 AM
I eat you


My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: pieceofcheese87 on August 28, 2013, 11:32:11 AM
you get aids by eating him and die in 5 seconds.
My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Ethin/thenougathorn on August 28, 2013, 03:07:30 PM
Indian gang rape!
My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: infern0man1 on August 28, 2013, 03:23:15 PM
american date rape


my hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Stinkycheeseone890 on August 28, 2013, 05:20:22 PM
The people from LOST finally get back and are tired of your shit and kill you all. My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Swordslinger on August 28, 2013, 05:31:27 PM
I convince everyone from lost that you were committing murder on the hill.

The black smoke from the show swallows you whole.

I climb the hill and claim it

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: infern0man1 on August 28, 2013, 05:49:12 PM
i killed you. with this thumb.
 :BloodTrail:


my hill




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Title: Re: My hill
Post by: 13lueWolf on August 29, 2013, 10:57:47 PM
I spawn 1000 chocobos to chase you down.

My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Stinkycheeseone890 on August 30, 2013, 11:27:55 PM
I spawn 1000 Pikachus to chase you down.

My hill.  :DapperKapper:
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: 13lueWolf on August 30, 2013, 11:30:28 PM
My quick reply instantly blows you off the hill.

My hill.  :FrankerZ:
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Holyanus on August 30, 2013, 11:46:13 PM
I give you Delicious Fruit and you eat it. You die.
My hill  :TriHard:
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Swordslinger on August 31, 2013, 12:11:20 AM
I come back from the dead and throw a spike to your head.

My Hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: pieceofcheese87 on August 31, 2013, 09:13:32 AM
the spike was a dick trigger and it comes back and kills you too.

my hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: SSFireBall on September 15, 2013, 06:42:02 AM
I roll you up and throw you off the hill.

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: pieceofcheese87 on September 15, 2013, 08:56:32 AM
i get up and run back up the hill and push you over and laugh at you because im a mean person

my hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Holyanus on September 15, 2013, 10:06:44 AM
I knock you over and eat your legs, then roll you down the hill
My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: SSFireBall on January 02, 2014, 06:55:07 AM
Plane flies at you, taking you with it and I walk up to the hill to claim it.
My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Derpyhoovesiwbtg on January 02, 2014, 06:56:03 AM
I get a admin to delete the fireball!
My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: infern0man1 on January 02, 2014, 09:06:18 AM
And suddenly, a mod appears!

The mod does nothing to the fireball.

My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: flagalstan on January 02, 2014, 05:46:18 PM
I get my dad Gabe Newell to ban you from life for aboose.

My hill

I agree with below :P
-infern0man1
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: infern0man1 on January 02, 2014, 06:26:55 PM
I edited your post.


My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Derpyhoovesiwbtg on January 03, 2014, 02:42:55 AM
You dont longer have PHD in obviousness!

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: ethinthenougathorn on January 04, 2014, 01:29:06 PM
Netherlands go under into the sea---->my hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Derpyhoovesiwbtg on January 05, 2014, 02:55:52 AM
Montenegro turns into fire

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Olivebates on January 05, 2014, 08:37:36 AM
The hammer came down and the nail punctured your skin. The white hot burning was too much. You scream as you pull and thrash at the braces, causing your raw skin to rub and tear. I try to line up another nail, but couldn’t find my aim, and let out a frustrated grunt. When I brought the hammer back to take a wild swing, you burst out crying and begging.
“PLEASE STOP! PLEASE, PLEASE STOP!”

...
My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: infern0man1 on January 05, 2014, 12:40:06 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4563136768/h6CF1FDBA/)

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Holyanus on January 15, 2014, 02:17:18 PM
ass monkeys

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: HAEGOE on January 15, 2014, 09:53:44 PM
HAEGOE WINS
 FRIENDSHIP
...friendship!?


my hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Skulldude899 on February 01, 2014, 08:47:43 PM
I make a fangame and you go back home to beta-test it.
My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: ethinthenougathorn on February 02, 2014, 02:23:06 AM
Communist revolution everywhere
My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Skulldude899 on February 02, 2014, 08:18:16 AM
Nazi Zombies are back from the dead, they offer themselves to be my minions and they eat you alive.
My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: HAEGOE on February 04, 2014, 02:33:05 AM
I called SCP-10101 for help and he kindly exterminated Nazi zombies

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: ethinthenougathorn on February 04, 2014, 01:51:17 PM
house party destroys HAEGOE  house!!!

my hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: infern0man1 on May 22, 2014, 10:01:31 AM
Party over guys. My hill.


I'm tempted to lock this so the hill will forever be mine!
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: HAEGOE on May 22, 2014, 10:22:54 AM
You were thinking about abusing your power to monopolize the hill :Kappa:

my hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Skulldude899 on June 08, 2014, 06:19:24 PM
I'm Hank Hill and I'm the king of the hill.
My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: HAEGOE on July 27, 2014, 07:46:08 AM
nobody cares what's happening here

yay

my hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Skulldude899 on July 28, 2014, 01:53:14 PM
ye ded
ma hull
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: infern0man1 on July 28, 2014, 02:34:55 PM
You get an F on your English test and get grounded for the week. My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: REBAG on July 28, 2014, 06:03:44 PM
You Trip over and hurt your wist while playing with your siblings  :Kappa:
My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: infern0man1 on July 28, 2014, 06:28:56 PM
You Trip over and hurt your wist while playing with your siblings
You Trip over and hurt your wist
hurt your wist
wist

You mispelled that word! My hill.

Oh and btw, my wrist is better now.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: REBAG on July 28, 2014, 06:43:27 PM
I Step on your foot
My Hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: ScrewedUp on July 28, 2014, 09:10:14 PM
I send you to bed where you belong at this time.
My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: infern0man1 on July 28, 2014, 09:15:29 PM
I send you to bed where you belong at this time.
My hill.


:Kappa:
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: REBAG on July 28, 2014, 09:21:57 PM
I send you to bed where you belong at this time.
My hill.


:Kappa:
:kappaBlues: :kappaDisco: :kappaEnvy: :kappaPrince: :kappaYella:
All these kappas are better
My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Skulldude899 on July 29, 2014, 07:02:01 PM
I'm better than you, FAGBAG!
My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: infern0man1 on July 29, 2014, 08:40:30 PM
Lies and slander. gtfo


My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: REBAG on July 29, 2014, 09:17:55 PM
I Cant compare

Your Hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Shinytyphlosion on July 31, 2014, 03:52:12 AM
Makes you buy Vegetable Juice.

My Hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: JGBMaster on July 31, 2014, 11:21:38 AM
*Backflips to infity*

My Hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Swordslinger on July 31, 2014, 08:34:39 PM
You appear to be on the wrong hill

My Hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Shinytyphlosion on July 31, 2014, 09:18:24 PM
I put your post in the recycle bin.

My Hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: REBAG on July 31, 2014, 09:19:50 PM
Luka has better music
My Hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Shinytyphlosion on July 31, 2014, 09:21:29 PM
Rainbow Dash is a better pony.

My Hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: infern0man1 on July 31, 2014, 09:54:18 PM
I dislike MLP. MLP was referenced in last post.


I'm a mod, so I could do shit...my hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: REBAG on July 31, 2014, 10:34:43 PM
Rabid bronies takle you
My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Swordslinger on July 31, 2014, 10:43:53 PM
You soon realize those bronies, were not bronies, they were regular people, and they drag you off the hill.

my hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Shinytyphlosion on August 01, 2014, 01:06:04 PM
I call 911 to take care of the rabid people, but they take you instead.

My Hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: REBAG on August 01, 2014, 01:15:01 PM
911 thinks this is a joke and takes you to a mental hospital
My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: infern0man1 on August 01, 2014, 01:29:27 PM
The police still take you.


My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: petsson12 on December 10, 2014, 07:00:23 PM
Is cooler than this guy ^

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: RandomFangamer on January 03, 2015, 12:17:32 PM
I launch delicious fruit at you with a cannon

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Swordslinger on January 04, 2015, 01:23:31 PM
Your delicious fruit cannon malfunctioned and you fired a fruit at yourself

My Hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Skulldude899 on January 13, 2015, 02:57:31 PM
The same fruit backfires at you.
My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: infern0man1 on January 13, 2015, 11:40:11 PM
Sometimes I do consider locking this after a post of mine :Kappa:

So, let's pretend I did.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Skulldude899 on January 14, 2015, 08:40:02 AM
I don't wanna pretend. :Kappa:
My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: REBAG on January 14, 2015, 03:34:42 PM
I do :Kappa:
My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Skulldude899 on January 14, 2015, 04:43:44 PM
If u are pretending then Inferno would still make my hill, his :MVGame:
Since I'm still not pretending and won't stop pretending, it's still my hill.

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: lawatson on January 20, 2015, 05:02:56 PM
I harness Kamilia's eternal rage and knock you off with a stolen Crazy Spike boss.

My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: SmokeyCR on January 20, 2015, 05:38:06 PM
I turn you into a Dotkid and smash you with a barrage of cherries  :atkHappy:
My hill ♫
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: REBAG on January 20, 2015, 07:00:08 PM
I take that note away so fast you stagger and fall
My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: SmokeyCR on January 20, 2015, 07:13:53 PM
I take that note away so fast you stagger and fall
My hill
I summon an army of notes, and you run away scared  :atkWut:
My hill u_u
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: lawatson on January 20, 2015, 08:21:36 PM
I summon Colonel (sanders) to whack you with his big-bone fried chicken.
My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: SmokeyCR on January 20, 2015, 08:35:37 PM
I summon Taisa from Barrage, and your Colonel runs away scared :atkHappy:
My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: petsson12 on January 27, 2015, 03:23:05 AM
 :IceFairy: :IceFairy: The icefairy freezes colonel to death  :IceFairy: :IceFairy:

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: SmokeyCR on January 27, 2015, 01:34:36 PM
I hit you and your icefairy with the bubble gun from Brisulph, and you float to somewhere far, far away ♫
My hill :denKamilia_v2:
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Derpyhoovesiwbtg on February 02, 2015, 11:38:00 AM
 :denKamilia_v2: kills you.
My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: petsson12 on February 02, 2015, 12:17:27 PM
 :paraKid: kills  :denKamilia_v2:
My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: sharkruisher on February 02, 2015, 12:48:48 PM
 :tenKapple: kills  :paraKid:

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: HAEGOE on February 03, 2015, 07:48:53 AM
I ate :tenKapple: and it was delicious and harmless

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: ethinthenougathorn on February 03, 2015, 01:23:36 PM
new england patriots beat everything
my hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: lawatson on February 05, 2015, 05:26:27 PM
i summon lods of emone to buy rights to the hill.
my hill

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Skulldude899 on February 13, 2015, 08:16:32 AM
I summon :denKamilia: back to life, it strikes you and your hill with a Corner. The hill explodes, you die, me and Kamilia make a new hill, where you can rest in peace.

O U R   H I L L
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Samui on February 25, 2015, 02:59:30 PM
I cast Blizzard on you and :denKamilia:, freezing the both of you.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: REBAG on February 25, 2015, 06:15:00 PM
You didn't say my hill :Kappa:
My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Samui on February 25, 2015, 06:20:02 PM
I cast Ice Beam on you.

My hill. (There, I said it. :Kappa:)
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: petsson12 on March 03, 2015, 06:06:39 AM
I use scratch on you and I throw you off the hill

My hill  :atkWut:


Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Derpyhoovesiwbtg on March 03, 2015, 09:26:42 AM
i use my Muffin Shooter 69 to kick you off the hill and chase the muffins.

my hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: REBAG on March 03, 2015, 01:32:45 PM
Your cross eyes cause you to fall off the hill
My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: sharkruisher on March 03, 2015, 04:29:48 PM
I lure you down the hill with a line of skittles, sneaking my way to the top while you go down and say "oh look, a skittle" for every skittle

My hill

Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Samui on March 04, 2015, 03:44:43 AM
I throw a toaster at you, knocking you out.

My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Shinytyphlosion on March 04, 2015, 09:14:38 AM
Said toaster launches toast at you, knocking you out.  Because "all toasters toast toast."

My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Derpyhoovesiwbtg on March 04, 2015, 12:07:43 PM
Throws a Philips CDi with famous CDi quotes playing. You get annoyed and your head explodes and you fall off the hill.

My hill :D
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Samui on March 04, 2015, 12:13:04 PM
I throw a 3DO at you, with infamous quotes from "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties" playing. You scream and run away when the narrator puts on the chicken costume.

My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Shinytyphlosion on March 04, 2015, 04:22:22 PM
I throw Takeshi's Challenge at you.  You get frustrated and storm off the hill in rage.

My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: infern0man1 on March 04, 2015, 05:38:25 PM
Locked.


















































okno, but don't test me
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: REBAG on March 07, 2015, 02:44:46 PM
I give you test, you fail it and you have to be held back a year in school :Kappa:
My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Shinytyphlosion on March 07, 2015, 02:48:01 PM
I pass said test and you walk away in disappointment.

My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: MatthewRPG on March 29, 2015, 01:12:59 AM
I walk up to you and say, "This hill is mine now," and you nod and walk away.
My hill.  :MVGame:
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Anon70000 on April 02, 2015, 04:37:10 PM
I climbed up the hill and started singing "My heart will go on" and for no-reason you ran away  :atkWut:

My Hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: lawatson on April 02, 2015, 05:28:42 PM
I climbed up the hill and started playing "My Heart Will Go On" on the recorder and you run away because the feels are too much :BibleThump:

My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: sharkruisher on April 03, 2015, 02:04:45 AM
I climb up to the hill with my boombox, starts playing brutal death metal, which blasts you off the hill in the most metal way possible  :PogChamp:

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Katz on April 03, 2015, 09:22:33 AM
Blow you off with Strickland Propane™

My Hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: gabisthebest on April 06, 2015, 11:01:18 AM
I force you to watch Foodfight until you start to get sick of this animation and you run away.

My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Shinytyphlosion on April 06, 2015, 03:33:58 PM
I force you to watch Problem Solverz until you start to get sick of this animation and you run away.
Fixed.

My Hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Skulldude899 on May 10, 2015, 06:16:40 PM
Petsson you're not funny, fuck off. *He fucks off*
My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: REBAG on May 10, 2015, 06:33:21 PM
I throw a :cirFairy: at you
My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: infern0man1 on May 10, 2015, 08:23:19 PM
I throw an :IceFairy: at you

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Skulldude899 on May 16, 2015, 05:11:42 PM
Your :IceFairy: melts and you trip over.
:IceFairy:  M y   h i l l  :IceFairy:
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Samiboule on May 17, 2015, 11:03:39 AM
You get tired of being on the hill and go away.
my hill!
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: SpicyFishesKiller on May 17, 2015, 12:12:13 PM
The hill gets tired of you and run away.

My hill!
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: infern0man1 on May 17, 2015, 05:39:27 PM
How do we know it ran to you? It could've ran to me, and indeed it did!
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: HAEGOE on May 18, 2015, 07:38:53 AM
you didn't say the hill that ran to you was yours
so I will say it's mine

my hill

I did say the hill is mine(repeat to emphasize)
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: verveplay on June 28, 2015, 10:39:06 AM
I bring cookies and ask you nicely to leave. You don't.

Your hill  :TriHard:
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: JGBMaster on July 09, 2015, 03:46:35 PM
A T-Rex eats you and your cookies (both very delicious).

My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Yiazmat7 on July 10, 2015, 11:05:26 AM
I tamed the T-rex. Unfortunately I'm bad and it trampled on you.

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Katz on August 03, 2015, 03:21:31 PM
Poaching is a thing. The T-Rex has fainted.

My (http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/11/article-1268297281380-08A82B29000005DC-861918_466x310.jpg)
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: infern0man1 on August 03, 2015, 04:35:18 PM
I watch King of the Hill


I'm the king of this hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Katz on August 03, 2015, 10:18:41 PM
sigged
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Sparxe on November 12, 2015, 01:43:36 AM
I plan an intricate invasion mission, consisting of flying over the hill with a helicopter and landing, then digging a tunnel to the centre of the hill with my underground drilling submarine, propel my way upward by blowing up my machine, bursting out the top and knocking you off

My hill :Kappa:
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: TOKETMEK on November 18, 2015, 02:46:56 PM
I kindly ask you to give that hill to me.
My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: 3-headed monkey on November 19, 2015, 09:30:50 PM
Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!

My hill.

You'd be amazed how often that works
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Sparxe on August 21, 2016, 02:33:54 AM
I gently push you and cause you to loose stable footing due to a conveniently placed nefarious pebble and watch you roll down the hill.

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: L4Vo5 on August 21, 2016, 12:19:42 PM
I launch a nuclear weapon that lands exactly on top of the hill and destroys it.
My bad.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: aytoms29 on August 29, 2016, 10:43:12 PM
I use the power of magic to make another hill that isn't quite the same but will do.

My hill  :IceFairy:
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: pieceofcheese87 on August 30, 2016, 01:45:07 AM
I push you over and you have to get a band-aid from mommy.

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: BaronBlade on August 30, 2016, 07:23:02 PM
I give you a cake to congratulate your 300th post. Just before you take a piece, I throw the rest at your face and you stumble backwards.

My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: aytoms29 on August 30, 2016, 07:55:34 PM
While you're not looking, I call the cops on this incident. You go to jail.

My Hill 2k16
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: patrickgh3 on August 30, 2016, 09:02:12 PM
I practice speedrunning the fangame all week long, become a challenger, and then get the best time during the race.

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: aytoms29 on August 31, 2016, 08:50:49 PM
Your computer decides to die during the race, pushing me into first place and ruining your speedrunning dreams.

My Hill, The Only Hill. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: L4Vo5 on August 31, 2016, 10:53:19 PM
I go back in time and secretly install a jetpack on your feet. I come back, activate the jetpack and you fly off to another galaxy.
My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Corrupt on September 03, 2016, 11:00:48 PM
I threaten you to give me the hill unless you want to play Happil 2 forever.
My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: aytoms29 on September 05, 2016, 12:39:20 AM
Using the jetpack, I accelerate so fast that I loop around the galaxy in an orbit and end up crashing right back into the hill and blowing it up. You go flying back into the galaxy and the hill falls back to where it always was.

My hill duuuuuuuuuuuude.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: L4Vo5 on September 07, 2016, 01:46:47 AM
You look behind you and don't see a laser coming because it's at the speed of light. It was sent by several races of aliens who saw you fly trough the galaxy and decided to kill you because you meant danger. You were completely disintegrated. Luckily, the laser was 1 meter wide so the hill survived intact. Anyways, turns out the hill is in a planet whose ruler is completely against the Alliance Of The Milky Way, so he didn't want to recognize you were dead (thus making the hill still technically yours).
the AOTMW shoot a laser at him and burned the whole building, wich had the hill's property documents (it's a very important tradition in the planet after all). Because i was actually a spy for the AOTMW, they decided, as part of the payment, to:
-let me own the hill
-give me a desert but potentially useful planet, wich i already started terraforming to make room for life and start my own civilization in a few thousand years
-gave me like, A LOT of money
-allow me into the top tiers of the alliance (not only because of this, but because of other things i had done.You see, i have a really good reputation in the AOTMW)
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: aytoms29 on September 08, 2016, 12:20:56 AM
i'm an australian dude

my hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: L4Vo5 on September 08, 2016, 06:43:21 PM
In an extremely rare coincidence half explained by quantum physics half explained by magic, the last 2 messages of this topic suddenly turn alive and start fighting for The Hill. My last message, clearly superior in both size and intelligence, almost fails against the seemingly random and unpredictable nature of yours, but ends up beating the letters out of it.
My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: aytoms29 on September 08, 2016, 09:19:52 PM
In an extremely rare coincidence half explained by quantum physics half explained by magic, the last 2 messages of this topic suddenly turn alive and start fighting for The Hill. My last message, clearly superior in both size and intelligence, almost fails against the seemingly random and unpredictable nature of yours, but ends up beating the letters out of it.
My hill.

I also know how to use maths unlike you who only does english so I know more things.

My hill + 1 = a hill that has a 1

:Kappa:
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: L4Vo5 on September 09, 2016, 12:10:43 AM
But are numbers even real, or are they just part of our imagination? are all special numbers like pi and e just coincidences caused by the very nature of our universe. Or is math above that, and above everything else, controlling even the most chaotic universes with exactly the same beauty we see every day?
While thinking about these things, you enter an existential crisis and fall down the cliff. I find myself with your injured body in need for urgent medical attention, and the unoccupied hill in front of me. When i look at the horizon, i can already see thousands of people storming at the place to try and claim the hill. I could very easily help you, then come back and destroy them, but... is it worth giving them even the smallest moment of victory? After all, they are dedicating their lives entirely to occupying the hill, wich is futile since they are so, so weak. As i stand there, i wonder what would happen if they get the hill for even a second. But i don't need to wonder, i already know: They'll justify their only reason to live, they'll keep coming back with their pathetic attempts at claiming The Hill -as if they were kids, stupidly trying to become The Guy-. Is that really what they deserve? yes, they HAVE chosen that path, but... isn't it a little bit of our fault? are us, the one who started this hill thing, ruining hundreds of thousands of people's lifes? or would they have found another stupid thing to obsess over, had we never even existed?
So, the question remains, should i go and help aytoms, thus effectively making this remain a friendly competition, but also possibly affecting terribly the population's lives; or should i go to the hill, turning this competition into a war, but at the same time maybe -just maybe- doing a favour and helping this planet be as good as it was in it's golden age, when weapons weren't even needed because there were no wars?
I decide to go to the hill and leave you there, with several injuries that could be deadly if i don't help. As i'm leaving, i can see the words appear in front of me:
*aytoms will remember this*.
I decide to ignore the text and keep walking, justifying myself with the excuse that i just want to help, but my attempts are futile. Deep, deep down i know the real reason: i'm just selfish, i WANT to have the hill, i WANT to stand above everyone and feel their anger, their desire, their envy. But it's not just that: i want bloodshed. I know that by going to the hill i won't be helping anyone. I know they'll keep coming for more. And i know they'll get more aggresive over time. And i want that: I want a challenge. I want to be challenged, to make my enemies seriously belive they'll win. And just as they're reaching the peak of their happiness, i wanna take it all away, showing my real power. Men, women, kids, whatever challenges me, i will break their soul, I will make them be miserable, I will show them no mercy.
As i reach the hill and look at all the people coming, i remember: there's still a group of people, a group that's formed by few but that anyone can join, a group that can still defeat me with ease, with even the most stupid situations, with just a few memes, without even having to be coherent.
I'm reaching the very top, and i have a last tought: I can beat them. No matter what they throw at me, i'll come back. I won't care what they do, i'll defeat them, again and again. So what if i can't permanently win? so what if as high as my force might be i won't be able to do it? that just makes it better, it removes the unfairness, it evens things out. It turns this into an endurance test. And, at the end of the day, it remains a friendly thing. It's still just a game made up by some people and played by others. All that i said just came down to nothing. I could've just put a sentence or maybe two and still have claimed the hill. How many people are gonna read this anyways? not many, probably.
Still, as i finally claim the hill, i feel proud. I feel proud of what i made. I feel proud of writing a thing that will be seen by few, and read by even less. Even if i just changed subject all the time and ended up with a lame story (the guy fell, i climbed to the top), it was still worth it. In one way or the other, i still got the hill, i still got the victory, i still had fun.


my hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: BaronBlade on September 09, 2016, 09:05:25 AM
The weight of your response crushes you and I step back in.

My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: L4Vo5 on September 09, 2016, 11:49:46 AM
It crushed me so bad i ended up on the others side of the world. I stayed there, bored, for about a year. Then the Earth finished it's orbit and i fell right on top of the hill. I then turned back and saw you there. I punched you in the face and you gave up.
My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: aytoms29 on September 11, 2016, 11:03:22 PM
I look at this chat and decide to quit because it's going nowhere

Your hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: L4Vo5 on September 12, 2016, 11:22:50 PM
Well umm...
yay!
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: aytoms29 on September 19, 2016, 01:53:49 AM
it's a trick

my hill dude
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: L4Vo5 on September 19, 2016, 07:46:58 PM
Oh you bully! i'm gonna call mom!
(she comes and grounds you for your behaviour)
my hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: aytoms29 on September 20, 2016, 12:30:19 AM
wait but that's your mom, not my mom. so that doesn't count

dude my hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: L4Vo5 on September 20, 2016, 05:47:51 PM
You didn't know? you're my biological brother, who was lost one day at a bus. Whoever you call "mom" isn't really your mom.
my hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: aytoms29 on September 20, 2016, 09:02:36 PM
i use childhood memories to convince you to give me the hill.

what

my hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: L4Vo5 on September 20, 2016, 09:59:16 PM
I use elderhood premonitions to convince you to give me the hill.

what

my hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: aytoms29 on September 22, 2016, 10:14:14 PM
i wait a few years until you die.

my what

hill

(my hill)
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: L4Vo5 on September 23, 2016, 03:59:56 PM
That was just a clone lol. I'm still alive
my hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: aytoms29 on September 24, 2016, 11:54:02 PM
didn't even explain how you got the hill

my hill . llih ym
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: L4Vo5 on September 25, 2016, 01:37:22 AM
I DID explain how i got the hill, but then i realized i was in the wrong timeline lol
My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: aytoms29 on September 25, 2016, 07:05:40 PM
uhhhh but how did you get the hill this time. simple statements won't help my friend

my hill (i'm running out of taglines to go with this)
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: PiranhaTooth on September 26, 2016, 12:46:11 AM
I trade you the entirety of the Bee Movie script for dominance of the hill...

My hill...
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: aytoms29 on September 26, 2016, 01:52:28 AM
i read the whole bee movie script and you die when i finish

bee movie script:
(click to show/hide)

my hill (sorry that had to bee done)
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: SpaceH3R0 on September 26, 2016, 12:51:39 PM
I burn the bee movie scipt and you with it

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: L4Vo5 on September 26, 2016, 06:14:36 PM
I make a statement.
My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: aytoms29 on September 26, 2016, 06:55:17 PM
i burn both of you

my hill (m y h i l l)
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: SpaceH3R0 on September 27, 2016, 10:07:18 AM
Deus ex machina

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: L4Vo5 on September 27, 2016, 06:07:04 PM
I take a spoon and kill you with it (in a horribly slow and extremely inefficient fashion)
My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: aytoms29 on September 27, 2016, 06:58:05 PM
i come back and do it with a straw

my hill

(will this ever end?)
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: SpaceH3R0 on September 28, 2016, 09:08:32 AM
I take a time machine and travel back in time to the moment the game started and kick pieceofcheese out of the way! (Which means nothing that happened after has actually happened)

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: aytoms29 on September 28, 2016, 07:08:47 PM
You create a paradox because of the event of how stopping the game from starting would stop you from posting the action that you would've taken for the hill. Therefore removing the action taken and giving the hill to me.

My hill is made out of science.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: L4Vo5 on September 28, 2016, 07:53:58 PM
He didn't create a paradox because as soon as he came back he was acting on a paralell universe, the old one where everything DID happen was left untouched. Altough these are just theories, they make kinda sense so TAKE THAT
his hill
wait what
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: L4Vo5 on September 28, 2016, 07:55:31 PM
I give you The. Most. Fucking. Delicious cookie of all time and tell you there's some in my house. It was a trap! >:D now you can't get out from there, so i just go and get the hill.
My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: aytoms29 on September 28, 2016, 08:40:13 PM
Did you just say I eat cookies and call me FAT. >:^(

I got angry and sued you for the hill.

My Hill Is Now A Capital Hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: SpaceH3R0 on September 29, 2016, 09:49:05 AM
I take a truck full of cookies and throw them all over you. You get crushed by the weight of the mass of cookies.

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: aytoms29 on September 29, 2016, 07:10:44 PM
You go bankrupt paying for the cookies so I sue you and buy the hill.

My hill was bought
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: SpaceH3R0 on September 30, 2016, 03:12:58 PM
I hack your bank account and steal the money. You can't pay the hill, so it becomes mine!

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: aytoms29 on September 30, 2016, 06:20:53 PM
Who said I couldn't use cash and not have a bank account

My Hill yo dwag
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Gravitoon on February 05, 2017, 05:35:41 AM
The hill is Stingy's
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZcZTq_6W3mk/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Dacelo on April 30, 2017, 01:33:14 PM
I kill Stingy

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: PiranhaTooth on May 02, 2017, 05:51:43 AM
I boot Dacelo off the hill and put a 13-frame gate near the top without a save in sight.

My hill
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Dacelo on May 02, 2017, 12:30:06 PM
I gain access to your .project file and delete the 13 frame wall you made. I kicked you from the hill and then made a needle passage with Sticky Keys as boss without saves.

My hill.
Title: Re: My hill
Post by: Gravitoon on May 06, 2017, 01:43:11 AM
I activate godmode and kill both your sticky keys boss and you

My hill